Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Kriti Agarwal in Problems
Kriti has yet not joined her training and is now in problems. Formal notice has been issued to ensure the training latest by tomorrow else the training will be treated as null & void. May GOD help Kriti !!
Kriti Agarwal in ProblemsThursday, May 13, 2010
Some Entertainment: Poem (May God Bless Dog)
Ever wondered why
it's mostly a dog
who is hit by a vehicle
and dies on the road.
May be because he thinks too much
or he takes too much time
to decide -
should he take left or right,
or his decision was wrong or right.
And in that time
a car hits him
and another dog dies
on the road.
Its very rare that
on a road a cat dies.
Because they think only one thing
at one point of time.
And that's how they take the
right decision on time.
Animals like cow or buffalo
who are not intelligent and are slow
don't die very frequently on the road
even if they ignore the horn.
Either they continue with the same pace
or they stand still.
But whatever decision they take,
they just stick to it.
Rest they leave it on their fate,
on man's reflexes and vehicle's breaks.
We have a strange understanding
with them which fails very rarely.
Is it God's craziness or his perfection?
We do have with them some psychic connection.
And the pigs for sure
do not die on the road
who live along the road
but never comes on the road.
They know their territory,
know where they should or should not be.
They listen to their elders
and obey the rules.
Their strength is in their roots
and that's why never eat the forbidden fruit.
Pigs are all pure and in values they believe,
they should have been the Adam and Eve.
Though they eat shit
and live in chasm
but because of their one quality they don't die on road
and blessed with 30 minutes orgasm.
But this poem is not for the ones who lives
but for the ones who dies
that too on the road.
May God bless the dog.
Amen.
Some Entertainment: Poem (May God Bless Dog)it's mostly a dog
who is hit by a vehicle
and dies on the road.
May be because he thinks too much
or he takes too much time
to decide -
should he take left or right,
or his decision was wrong or right.
And in that time
a car hits him
and another dog dies
on the road.
Its very rare that
on a road a cat dies.
Because they think only one thing
at one point of time.
And that's how they take the
right decision on time.
Animals like cow or buffalo
who are not intelligent and are slow
don't die very frequently on the road
even if they ignore the horn.
Either they continue with the same pace
or they stand still.
But whatever decision they take,
they just stick to it.
Rest they leave it on their fate,
on man's reflexes and vehicle's breaks.
We have a strange understanding
with them which fails very rarely.
Is it God's craziness or his perfection?
We do have with them some psychic connection.
And the pigs for sure
do not die on the road
who live along the road
but never comes on the road.
They know their territory,
know where they should or should not be.
They listen to their elders
and obey the rules.
Their strength is in their roots
and that's why never eat the forbidden fruit.
Pigs are all pure and in values they believe,
they should have been the Adam and Eve.
Though they eat shit
and live in chasm
but because of their one quality they don't die on road
and blessed with 30 minutes orgasm.
But this poem is not for the ones who lives
but for the ones who dies
that too on the road.
May God bless the dog.
Amen.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Summer Internship Report & Feedback
Please send your all communications to summerinternship@ghsimr.org to streamline the things. Baaki sabhi IDs par gobar dena bandh karo.
Summer Internship Report & FeedbackLearnings during Summer Internship
It is very Important that you share your learnings among you people. I am happy that some students are doing really well. Others should get inspired.
Learnings during Summer InternshipMonday, May 10, 2010
Summer Internship 2010
Big problems due to Udaipur students. But managed some how, feeling some relaxed as most of the students have joined from today.
Summer Internship 2010Job Openings @ Deutche Bank, Jaipur
Profile: Operations, MBA (Finance) with good communication skills. Salary 18K - 22K, Interview on May 13, 2010. Charges 3-4 months salary. Contact: Ashish @ 09369044985
Job Openings @ Deutche Bank, JaipurSaturday, May 8, 2010
Shishir Chandra in Problems
Change of company is not allowed and company (Areva) in which he applied offered only 4 weeks training. Ab bhagwan ka sahara hai.
Shishir Chandra in ProblemsSummer Internship Weekly Report
Those who have not sent the weekly report, please send it to summerinternship@ghsimr.org
Summer Internship Weekly ReportSummer Training @ CEAT Limited
Project is on full swing. One more student from GHSIMR and other from Udaipur will join from Monday. Total 4 students. XLRI student is heading the project.
Summer Training @ CEAT LimitedSummer Training @ Tanishq
Tanishq (Tata Enterprise) is offering exclusive project to our institute. Manjari Sharma & Two other students from Udaipur will join from Monday. One more student seems keen to join, I'll not disclose the name.
Summer Training @ TanishqSaturday, May 1, 2010
Special Case: Tripti Gupta
Her joining rescheduled to May 05, 2010.
1st became last. I feel sorry for this, she is not happy.
Anyways enjoy.
Special Case: Tripti Gupta1st became last. I feel sorry for this, she is not happy.
Anyways enjoy.
Summer Training @ Solutions Digitas
All three candidates are supposed to join on May 03, 2010 at 10:00 AM Sharp.
Manage your time.
Good Luck
Summer Training @ Solutions DigitasManage your time.
Good Luck
Summer Training @ Glenmark
Congratulations to both candidates and I wish a fruitful learning.
Regards
Summer Training @ GlenmarkRegards
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