Download the file from your mail and be present on July 5, 2010 at college campus.
Regards
Monday, June 7, 2010
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Own Thinking
The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day
today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"
"It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day
today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"
"It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."
Look Who is Trying to Teach us Marketing...
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome - one has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.
A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none to the beggar behind the Star of David.
Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite."
The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moishe, look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing."
A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none to the beggar behind the Star of David.
Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite."
The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moishe, look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing."
Friday, June 4, 2010
Reporting Date
Dear 2009 - 11 students, you are required be present in college campus on 5/07/2010 with your project report.
Regards
Regards
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Kriti Agarwal in Problems
Kriti has yet not joined her training and is now in problems. Formal notice has been issued to ensure the training latest by tomorrow else the training will be treated as null & void. May GOD help Kriti !!
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Some Entertainment: Poem (May God Bless Dog)
Ever wondered why
it's mostly a dog
who is hit by a vehicle
and dies on the road.
May be because he thinks too much
or he takes too much time
to decide -
should he take left or right,
or his decision was wrong or right.
And in that time
a car hits him
and another dog dies
on the road.
Its very rare that
on a road a cat dies.
Because they think only one thing
at one point of time.
And that's how they take the
right decision on time.
Animals like cow or buffalo
who are not intelligent and are slow
don't die very frequently on the road
even if they ignore the horn.
Either they continue with the same pace
or they stand still.
But whatever decision they take,
they just stick to it.
Rest they leave it on their fate,
on man's reflexes and vehicle's breaks.
We have a strange understanding
with them which fails very rarely.
Is it God's craziness or his perfection?
We do have with them some psychic connection.
And the pigs for sure
do not die on the road
who live along the road
but never comes on the road.
They know their territory,
know where they should or should not be.
They listen to their elders
and obey the rules.
Their strength is in their roots
and that's why never eat the forbidden fruit.
Pigs are all pure and in values they believe,
they should have been the Adam and Eve.
Though they eat shit
and live in chasm
but because of their one quality they don't die on road
and blessed with 30 minutes orgasm.
But this poem is not for the ones who lives
but for the ones who dies
that too on the road.
May God bless the dog.
Amen.
it's mostly a dog
who is hit by a vehicle
and dies on the road.
May be because he thinks too much
or he takes too much time
to decide -
should he take left or right,
or his decision was wrong or right.
And in that time
a car hits him
and another dog dies
on the road.
Its very rare that
on a road a cat dies.
Because they think only one thing
at one point of time.
And that's how they take the
right decision on time.
Animals like cow or buffalo
who are not intelligent and are slow
don't die very frequently on the road
even if they ignore the horn.
Either they continue with the same pace
or they stand still.
But whatever decision they take,
they just stick to it.
Rest they leave it on their fate,
on man's reflexes and vehicle's breaks.
We have a strange understanding
with them which fails very rarely.
Is it God's craziness or his perfection?
We do have with them some psychic connection.
And the pigs for sure
do not die on the road
who live along the road
but never comes on the road.
They know their territory,
know where they should or should not be.
They listen to their elders
and obey the rules.
Their strength is in their roots
and that's why never eat the forbidden fruit.
Pigs are all pure and in values they believe,
they should have been the Adam and Eve.
Though they eat shit
and live in chasm
but because of their one quality they don't die on road
and blessed with 30 minutes orgasm.
But this poem is not for the ones who lives
but for the ones who dies
that too on the road.
May God bless the dog.
Amen.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Summer Internship Report & Feedback
Please send your all communications to summerinternship@ghsimr.org to streamline the things. Baaki sabhi IDs par gobar dena bandh karo.
Learnings during Summer Internship
It is very Important that you share your learnings among you people. I am happy that some students are doing really well. Others should get inspired.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Summer Internship 2010
Big problems due to Udaipur students. But managed some how, feeling some relaxed as most of the students have joined from today.
Job Openings @ Deutche Bank, Jaipur
Profile: Operations, MBA (Finance) with good communication skills. Salary 18K - 22K, Interview on May 13, 2010. Charges 3-4 months salary. Contact: Ashish @ 09369044985
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Shishir Chandra in Problems
Change of company is not allowed and company (Areva) in which he applied offered only 4 weeks training. Ab bhagwan ka sahara hai.
Summer Internship Weekly Report
Those who have not sent the weekly report, please send it to summerinternship@ghsimr.org
Summer Training @ CEAT Limited
Project is on full swing. One more student from GHSIMR and other from Udaipur will join from Monday. Total 4 students. XLRI student is heading the project.
Summer Training @ Tanishq
Tanishq (Tata Enterprise) is offering exclusive project to our institute. Manjari Sharma & Two other students from Udaipur will join from Monday. One more student seems keen to join, I'll not disclose the name.
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Special Case: Tripti Gupta
Her joining rescheduled to May 05, 2010.
1st became last. I feel sorry for this, she is not happy.
Anyways enjoy.
1st became last. I feel sorry for this, she is not happy.
Anyways enjoy.
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